Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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