yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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