Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
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Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
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Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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