y did u give ur computer a hand job?
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
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I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
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Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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