He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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