He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
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