Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
that may or may not have been my penis.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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