I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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