whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
its liver damage thursday
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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