tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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