I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
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Houston, we have a blender
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
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P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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