We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
