Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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