Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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