Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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