You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
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something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
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Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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