So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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