hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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