okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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