found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I cut my penus on the lid.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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