i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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