I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
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Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
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Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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