I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
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dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
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All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I just want to make out with him forever
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
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