so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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