white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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