Are we in a gay sports bar?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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