I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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