He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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