The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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