Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
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All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
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What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Congratulations! We have a period
I currently don't understand fingers.
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