My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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