Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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