Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
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Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
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I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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