So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
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um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
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These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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