can we get nightvision for the apartment?
im about as happy as oj after his trial
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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