i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
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This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
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you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
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