when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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