I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
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