she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
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