no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
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she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
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You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
did i just pee glitter
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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