thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
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Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
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I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
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