i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Randomize
