Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Randomize
