smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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