I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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