i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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