If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
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our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
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Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
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