She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
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