I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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