Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I'm at about main and main street
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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