woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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