You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
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It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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