I feel like I'm in dance class right now
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
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Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
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Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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