College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
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Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
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My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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