Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
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at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
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Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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