ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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