We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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